1. Who is your favorite musician?
Sauerkraut: Kitty Perry.
Pops: Don't you mean Katy Perry?
S: No, Kitty Perry. You know, she does the song *Roar*, which is of course about cats, so... And anyway, who the heck is KATY Perry?
2. What is your favorite food?
S: I'd say.... whatever you have in that bowl right there.
P: It's ice cream. You can't have that.
S: Wanna bet? Just look away.
P: Other than what I have, what's your favorite food?
S: Whatever Humom has over there in *that* bowl.
3. Who is your favorite TV or Movie star?
S: That's easy. Judge Judy. She's my spirit sister. You've seen the picture, right?
4. What is your favorite pastime?
S: Sitting out on the Catio probably provides the most entertainment, relaxation, and stimulation. Although I must admit I do like taking a good long nap.
5. Who is your hero?
S: I have a lot of cats I look up to. Lil Bub and The Dude for their generosity and dedication to animal welfare. The Central Oklahoma Humane Society for saving me from the city shelter, and for all they do for animals in our state. And Humom for taking me in and making the decision to adopt me.
P: Uh.... didn't you forget someone? Some man in your life, perhaps?
S: Forget someone? .... Oh yes, I did almost forget. Bruce Willis. His action movies kick some serious booty. Wish I could be more like him.
P: But, but... oh, never mind. Next question!
6. Which of your siblings is your favorite?
S: My favorite? That's a tough one. I don't necessarily have a favorite; they each have their own upside and downside. Molly is fun to chase, but she's as fast as me so she sometimes catches me which isn't ideal. Cal is funny, but he has a shoe fetish which is a little weird. The dogs... they're not my favorites because they kinda look like cats but don't really act like it at all. So if I have to pick one I'd have to say Brock. Humom calls Brockstar a big meatloaf, which he is, but he's really soft to lay up against.
7. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
S: Buy a really fast speed boat that shoots flames out of the back and launches fireworks from the front.
P: Sauerkraut... you can't drive a speedboat. And you're not that crazy about fireworks.
S: Oh, right. Well then, I'd donate most of it to rescuing animals, and improving the lives of adoptable animals everywhere. I'd set up a fund for people who are caring for special needs pets like myself. And then I'd take whatever was left and buy a jet ski and paint my face on the side and ride it around and splash old people.
8. What's your best quality?
S: My best quality is clearly my ability to choose a family. I mean, who could ever ask for more than Pops? The guy is the BEST. He's AMAZING!
S: Uhmmm.. Pops?
S: I said, "MY EYES"...
P: Oh... must've heard you wrong.
9. What's your worst quality?
S: My attention span. Are we almost done here?
P: Almost. One more is all, I promise.
10. Siri tells jokes. Can you tell us a joke?
S: A man goes to a movie theater and when he sits down, he notices what looks like a cat in the seat next to him.
"Are you a cat?" asked the man, surprised.
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The cat replied, "Well, I liked the book."