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Dispatches from Pops: America's What?

3/15/2015

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Today, Animal Planet released the list of five finalists in their America's Next Cat Star search, and Sauerkraut is one of them!

So, what does Sauerkraut think? I sat down with the scowly stinker, and here's how the talk went:

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Pops: So, Sauerkraut, you've been named a finalist in America's Next Cat Star search. What does this mean to you?

Sauerkraut: Isn't it feeding time?

P: No. You got fed an hour ago.

S: (silence)

P: Do you need me to repeat the question?

S: Do you need me to put another June bug in your shoe?

P: Listen here, kid. You know I love you to pieces, but it's not dinnertime yet. Answer the question.

S: Give me food or I'll hashtag you in my next post, and it won't be pretty.

P: (pause) ...Okay, I'll give you a treat, but not another full meal.

S: Deal. Now what was the question again?

P: America's Next Cat Star?

S: Oh, right, right. It means a lot. I'm honored to be chosen, and want to make sure I can tell as many humans as possible about the importance of volunteering, fostering, and adopting - especially adopting special-needs pets. Now... where's my treat?

P: Hold on, I'll go get a fresh bag. (reaches down to put on shoes, then stops) Uh, Sauerkraut... is that a June bug in my shoe?

S: ... Would you believe it just flew in from the Catio?

P: ...

S: And boy are its arms tired!

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Laura
3/15/2015 04:50:30 pm

Ahhh....June bugs. I had a cat who would leave tiny lizards in my shoe. Not quite dead either. Think I'd prefer the June bugs - crunch is better than squish.

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Nancy
3/17/2015 04:44:53 am

We have huge Palmetto bugs in Florida that our cats love to catch and flip over on their backs which immobilizes them....you think their dead and go to pick them up with a tissue and they fly in your face!

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Tammy
3/17/2015 12:26:24 pm

So happy for Sauerkraut. Now about the bug issue...I've come to the conclusion that my 2 must either be "allergic " or "blind" to all types of bugs & critters. They could care less about any type of little bug that happens to make it in the house. It cracks me up.

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